Amen, hallelujah, and peanut butter

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread)

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(Source: drake-ramoray)

(Source: brain-d-a-m-a-g-e)

ace-all:

It’s for the greater good

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(Source: unearned-sorrows)